Messina & Rusling CV

 

Represented by Debi Allen at RDF Management - 020 70134103 or click on the link RDF Management

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ORIANE MESSINA                                          FAY RUSLING

  

 

     

 

CREDITS - 2006

 

 

WHO’S IN THE SHED - 2006

Format and script commission for TX

 

CBBC

NOT DOING CHRISTMAS –  2006

Commissioned Script

 

BBC Drama

 

PARTY PIECES - 2006

Sketch show for C4

 

CHANNEL 4

MY PARENTS ARE ALIENS 8 - 2006

Summer Holiday – commissioned script

 

CITV

MAN STROKE WOMAN 2 – 2006

Commissioned writers

 

BBC2 / BBC3

BEARDED LADIES SITCOM – 2006

Writer Performers in TX Pilot

 

BBC 2

 

FRIENDS LIKE THESE – HELEN AND GAIL - 2006

Writer / Performers in own play for Women’s Hour

 

BBC RADIO 4

THE BEARDED LADIES (3) – 2006

Writer / Performers

 

BBC RADIO 4 6.30 slot

 

 

·   ORIANE HAS APPEARED IN PAUL MERTON’S SILENT CLOWNS SERIES, DOC MARTIN, MY HERO, STUPID, HELEN AND GAIL, THE BEARDED LADIES SITCOM AND GREEN WING

 

·   FAY HAS APPEARED IN STUPID, THE BEARDED LADIES SITCOM, HELEN AND GAIL AND GREEN WING

 

·   TOGETHER THEY HAVE APPEARED ON THE COMEDIANS COMEDIAN AND COMEDIANS BEST LOVED CHARACTERS

 


 

CREDITS 2003 - 2005

 

 

WORLD ACCORDING TO ME - 2005

2 x story line – 1 x script

 

Dandy Productions

STUPID - 2005

Commissioned writers on kids sketch show

 

CBBC

MY PARENTS ARE ALIENS – Series 7 - 2005

Writing an episode for series 7

 

ITV

28 ACTS IN 28 MINUTES - 2005

Performing act within show

 

BBC 3

GREEN WING SERIES TWO – 2005

Commissioned writers on second series aired 2006

 

Talkback / C4

THE BEARDED LADIES – SERIES 2 – 2005

Writer/Performers on own show

 

BBC Radio 4 - 6.30

 

SPEEDING – 2004/5

Writer /Performers in Comedy Lab

 

C4 / Talkback

 

THE ELLIE KENNEDY NETWORK – 2004/5

Optioned format for sitcom

 

Hat Trick

BRIGHTON ROCKS - 2005

Development team for new comedy series

 

Channel X / C5

GREEN WING SERIES 1 – 2004

Commissioned writers on 9x1hr episodes

Award Winner

·     BAFTA Pioneer Award 2005

 

Nominated 2005:

·     BAFTA nominated for Best sitcom

·     Royal Television Society - Writing Team

·     Royal Television Society - Best Sitcom

·     British Comedy Awards - People’s Choice

·     Broadcast Awards - Best Comedy & New Show

·     Southbank Awards - Best Comedy & Innovation

 

Talkback & C4

 

 

The Bearded Ladies Edinburgh - 2004

Episode of Radio 4 series recorded at the Pleasance during the Festival

 

BBC Radio 4

Series 2 commissioned for 2004/5

 

 

Bearded Ladies Live Show – 2004

Winner of Fringe Reports Best Sketch Show of Edinburgh Festival 2004

 

2DTV – 2003/04

Animated sketch show

 

Smirnoff Underbelly

 

 

 

ITV

 

He Says She Say - 2004

By the makers of Grumpy of Old Men

Liberty Bell

BBC 2

 

 

The Bearded Ladies – 2003/04

Performing and writing own sketch show with McDougall & Donkin

 

BBC Radio 4

6.30 Slot from

Dec 2003  to Jan 2004

 

 

 

Green Wings – 2003

Commissioned writers on 9x1hr episodes of new comedy  * development team for pilot

Transmission  September 2004

 

Talkback & C4

 

 

Give Me A Break – 2003

Optioned format for new children’s series

 

Initial/Nickelodeon/MTV International

 

Diner Party Inspectors - 2003

Talkback Factual – script editing

 

Talkback & C4

 

US-5 – 2003

Development team for new teenage show

 

Endemol

 

2002 TV Moments  – Feb 2003

Nominated for Most Memorable Comedy Moment of 2002 for ‘Car Parking’ sketch from Smack The Pony.  CLICK ON LINK TO VIEW SKETCH

 

BBC 1

 

Smack The Pony Series 1,2 ,3 and Xmas Special 2003

 

·                Series 1 & 2 won International

EMMY’s

·                Series 3 nominated for a BAFTA

·                Bronze at the 43rd d’Or in

Montreaux

 

Talkback & C4

 

 

 

Sprite Advert for USA – 2003

Pitch Development

Diet Coke Advert – 2002

Writers of ‘French Kiss’ advert

Frisk Advert – 2002

Creative Team for European Campaign

Diet Coke Campaign – 2001

Writers of ‘Call Me’ Advert

 

 

Weiden & Kennedy

Ad Agency

 

HELEN AND GAIL

·    Display heaps of humanity, cleverness and an exquisitely wicked sense of fun.  Slyly written and brilliantly structured, it’s Ladies Of Letters with flick knives.          RADIO TIMES

·    Guardian Pick of the Day

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GREEN WING SERIES ONE – relating to material by Messina & Rusling

  • Green Wing feels like it’s been made by deeply abnormal people.  It looks like a fairly safe bet for the year’s best comedy – slick, silly with an unprecedented three strong female leads, an unprecedented hour long running time, innovative directorial style and the best musical breakfast sequence featuring grapefruit since Morecambe and Wise.  It’s not really recognisable as a sitcom – the first 20 minutes feel like the opening sequence of Saving Private Ryan, with characters and jokes being flung at you in a bewildering style.   THE TIMES – CAITLIN MORAN
  • Eight writers are credited and you imagine them all squabbling round a table until you guess that they separated and wrote segments; every scene is a sketch length, lending to a punchline which is generally mucky or surreal or both.  A doctor comes into a room to find a buxom colleague weighing her breasts individually on the mailing scales.  A woman wearing an eye patch replies to the inevitable concerned request for explanations: ‘I got a sperm in the eye’.  There is an appealing almost Twin Peaks-like, feel to these scenes.  THE GUARDIAN – MARK LAWSON
  • From the brains behind Smack the Pony comes Green Wing, a new medical comedy with intelligent humour… daft visual gags and quirkiness.  Some jokes are filthy, other stupidly slapstick.  But they’re all funny – could this be the cure for bad UK medical comedy?  EVENING STANDARD – IMOGENE RIDGWAY
  • So many reasons to love this gloriously stupid new comedy…. There’s the writing.  The eight strong team is headed by Victoria Pile the driving force behind Smack the Pony.  Its an influence that announces itself in the particularly strong female characters… it also has a distinctive style – sped up/slowed-down sequences, surreal visual jokes and slapstick.  TELEGRAPH
  • There are moments in the life of everyone who watches TV for a living which are the equivalent of spotting a diamond on a rubbish heap.  Green Wing is one such moment.  It’s a breathtakingly inventive, stupidly funny new comedy from C4 - you’ll  be in comedy heaven for the next nine weeks. RADIO TIMES

 

SPEEDING – COMEDY LAB CHANNEL 4 2005

  • Today’s Must See TV – Pick of the Day – THE INDIPENDENT
  • A tragicomic portrayal of speed dating, where romance-seekers risk social carnage FINANCIAL TIMES
  • There are some good laughs to be had, particularly involving a deluded Russian who thinks he’s a spy and a lesbian with ‘a face like a big lump of cheese’. TIME OUT

 

THE BEARDED LADIES – EDINBURGH FESTIVAL 2004

  • THREE WEEKS 5 stars  You are sure to appreciate the sarcastic, witty and comical genius that is the Ladies. A series of fast-paced sketches exploiting and exaggerating female eccentricities, this is definitely a feminine not a feminist take on love, work, sex, friends, and sport. The best way this summer to exercise your cheek muscles! (August 2004) 
  • THE SCOTSMAN    This is impressive stuff…  This is comedy with its head on and there are flashes of sheer genius. There is an outrageously clever sketch performed half in Chaucerian English which the Monty Python boys would have been proud to own, a brilliantly observed aerobics teacher, and a marvellous moment with a woman who has become French (to explain too much would steal the Ladies’ thunder, and they deserve all the thunder they can get).   (August 2004) 
  • FRINGE REPORT - Verdict: Outstanding comedy   Oriane Messina delivers strong ensemble and solo performances, memorably as a woman who turns French, and Welsh hairdresser - with a remarkable ability to evoke pathos, as well as full-on comedy.  Fay Rusling delights constantly, including her glorious harassed lifeguard, mime-hair-cutting victim, and schoolgirl longing to catch the ball. 
  • THE STAGE   To say that Oriane Messina and Fay Ruslings’ latest piece of scripting lives up to its name is to credit the show with no small achievement. Despite exploring dark issues like sexual frustration and harassment at work, the Bearded Ladies’ collection of sketches is definitively hilarious…. Drawing on the accomplished performances of comedians who differ wonderfully in both appearance and delivery, Messina and Rusling weigh up the pros and cons of being a woman in today’s society. This slick production is a testimony to the pleasure the foursome take in making people think as well as laugh…. the show exhibits as much understanding of drama as of comedy….. What never fails to astonish is the wry wit they lend to every situation they turn their hand to. Too their credit, the Bearded Ladies have proved just how funny women can be. 

 

REVIEWS FOR THE BEARDED LADIES RADIO 4 SHOW – SERIES 1

  • Best Of The Christmas Radio 2003  MAIL ON SUNDAY 5 stars  A very funny new sketch programme from a talented team.  Look forward to the rest of what promises to be a highly entertaining series
  • Radio: At Last We Are Having A Laugh Again  SUNDAY EXPRESS 2004  Concrete Cow and The Bearded Ladies may have differed in style but were marked by a similar streak of surreal nonsense and a cast of mad but endearing characters… both shows were filled with witty and intelligent moments
  • Radio Choice SUNDAY TELEGRAPH 2004  If you enjoyed C4’s ‘Smack the Pony’, this new sketch show is for you.  The Beard’s poke fun at female foibles, especially at work: a pole dancer who was a management consultant, a circus performer who wants to run away to a call centre
  • GIRL ABOUT TOWN 2003  Remember the radio? Excellent, because it will come in handy over the festive period… There's some top comedy talent on New Years Eve in the form of The Bearded Ladies funnier than standing in a room singing Auld Lang Syne any day. 
 

SMACK THE PONY SERIES 1, 2 AND 3 - SKETCHES BY MESSINA & RUSLING

§          The Guardian Highlights include what’s presumably meant to be an archly post-modern joke involving a woman driver’s parking problems. 

  • Heat Magazine If you don’t laugh out loud at almost every sketch in this episode then you will at least smile at Doon squawking like a seagull ***** Pick of the Day
  • Heat Magazine Highlights include a very silly (but in a good way) Doon Mackichan-shags-statue-of-naked-bloke sketch. 
  • Heat Magazine Doon Mackichan channels her manic energy and excels as the yoga teacher from Hades. 
  • Times Metro The trio seemed to have a limitless fund of quirky characters … there was Phillips as the vet who didn’t know one end of a hamster from the other. 
  • Times Metro A surreal sideways view on girlie bonding: the lipstick competitions - sisters are at last doing it for themselves - and not a moment to soon. 

 

DIET COKE ADVERTS – WRITTEN BY MESSINA & RUSLING

  • French Kiss 2002  A young woman is registering evening class attendees. A young man arrives for the French class. She asks: "French literature. . . French polishing. . . or French?" and reaches forward to kiss him - but only in her fantasy. She does, however, recover her composure enough to flirt with him. "A plus tard?" she says as he goes to the class.   "Taste the moment," says the endline, a commercialised version of "carpe diem"……. Its starting point is the British sense of reserve, which Coke is encouraging us to let go. Hence the endline and the music: Lady Marmalade, the girl-power song from  Moulin Rouge.   Daily Telegraph – Dominic Mills
  • Call Me 2004  Man and woman are in a restaurant.  Man asks “Is it all right if I call you?”  Girl whips out pen, writes number on paper tablecloth; adds work, mobile, fax, pager, best friend’s, mum’s numbers.  Girl then tears tablecloth in half and presents to open-mouthed man.  “So call me”, she says.  Casting pace, acting, script - all spot on.  It made several Campaign staff laugh out loud.    First ad v.v. good.    Campaign Magazine – Dominic Mills

 

CONTACT DETAILS

 

oriane@beardedladies.co.uk

 

fay@beardedladies.co.uk

 

Agent

Messina and Rusling are represented by Debi Allen at RDF Management.  

Telephone Number:  020 70134103

Or click on the link below:

RDF Management

 

 

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Last revised: April 2006